Kanata Theatre: the 35th season (2003-2004)

More Breaking News from the Palace

by our reporter, Clare Flockton

 
The palace has disappeared! I repeat the palace has disappeared! Early yesterday morning the Palace disappeared with Jasmine and her girls in waiting, Sheba and Zara, still inside it. No one is quite sure where it has gone but everyone suspects that Jammal and his sinister tricks are behind the disappearance. The rumour buzzing around Shammar is that Jammal must have put an Abracadabra hex on the Palace. There have been whispers among the loyal subjects that the royal Palace is in Morocco, where Jammal and his wicked sister Halima have their evil empire.

The Sultan is bereft that Princess Jasmine is missing. The Sultan has given Aladdin 24 hours to find his beloved daughter. If Aladdin cannot find Princess Jasmine in the allotted time, then Chop Chop will finally be allowed to do what he loves doing, chopping and more chopping.

I asked Chop Chop how he felt about potentially being able to lop off a few heads. He told me, gleefully clapping his hands, “I am so excited, I can hardly contain myself. I have been polishing my sword all day. It is so shiny. Isn’t it shiny? Look how shiny it is. You can see your reflection in it. Come lie your head down here on this contoured piece of wood and I will show you.” I took his word for it, thank you very much.

Aladdin has been in a bit of a panic all day but I was able to get him to sit down for a few minutes and tell me his plan on how he was going to rescue Princess Jasmine and return the Palace to Shammar.

Aladdin’s plan is a bit far fetched. No wonder he is so nervous. His plan is to summon the Genie of the Ring and get this mighty Genie to fly his pet monkey Alakazam and himself on a magic carpet to Morocco. Aladdin showed me the gigantic ring he will use to beckon this divine being. I was amazed by the size of it. It was the size of a peach. The smartest thing Aladdin did was tricking that horrid Jammal into giving him that enormous ring.

Once they get to Morocco, Aladdin plans to rescue Jasmine from that evil magician Jammal and his nasty sister Halima. While in Morocco Aladdin will also attempt to retrieve the wonderful magical lamp that Jammal stole from him. Aladdin is a bit loose on the details telling HOW he will accomplish this heroic feat. He told me when he arrives in Morocco he will “wing it.” Oh dear! I am quite nervous for our beloved hero.
Aladdin told me that once he returns with the Palace and Princess Jasmine, he will organize the biggest wedding the city of Shammar has ever seen.

I asked Aladdin if he was scared of what would happen if he did not bring Jasmine back. Aladdin swallowed hard and said, “I am not scared of Chop Chop (gulp). His sword is so old and rusty and has never even been used. It probably couldn’t even slice through a tomato.” Aladdin did not seem as confident as he would have liked me to believe.

Do you think Aladdin will be able to pull off his elaborate scheme? Or will Chop Chop's dreams at long last come true? You will have to come to the Ron Maslin playhouse on December 27th, December 28th, or December 29th at 1pm or 3:30pm to cheer Aladdin on to victory. All tickets are five dollars each. Pick up times for tickets are December 20th from 10am until 12pm and December 27th, December 28th and December 29th from 12pm until 4pm at the Ron Maslin box office, located at the front of the theatre. Check out the website for more details at www.kanatatheatre.com. Come and help Aladdin defeat the evil magician Jammal and his nasty sister Halima. You will be glad you did.

Kanata Theatre
Ron Maslin Playhouse
1 Ron Maslin Way (off Terry Fox Drive)
Kanata
(613) 831-4435