| The palace
has returned. No need to worry. Princess
Jasmine has been reunited with her
parents and the royal palace has been
safely restored to the city of Shammar.
Aladdin and his sidekick Alakazam flew
to Morocco yesterday morning on the
early magic carpet flight. They were
nervous about their journey, as there
seemed to be an excessive amount of ice
on the rugway. No amount of ice was
going to prevent Aladdin from rescuing
Princess Jasmine from the evil magician
Jammal and his wicked sister Halima.
They buckled up and hung on for dear
life as they flew through the Moroccan
sky.
In Morocco, Jammal was getting ready
to use the Genie of the lamp to force
Princess Jasmine into marrying him so he
would become the new sultan of Shammar.
Aladdin arrived just in the nick of
time. Aladdin foiled Jammal’s sinister
plan by poisoning him with a potion he
aquired from Sinbad the sailor, called “bish”.
The potion caused Jammal to flail around
in a great deal of discomfort.
While Jammal was under the influence
of the potion, Aladdin was able to
retrieve the stolen lamp. The powerful
genie of the lamp was able to restore
the palace and give Jammal and Halima
their just desserts. That evil duo will
no longer be wreaking havoc on innocent
victims in Shammar.
Everyone has returned to Shammar and
Aladdin and Princess Jasmine will have
the biggest wedding the city of Shammar
has ever seen.
Jammal and his sister are bereft by
their new occupations. They will own a
used lamp shop, called “Smiling Jammal’s”,
located in a local shopping mall. I
don’t know why they are complaining; a
small business can be quite profitable.
They will be under close supervision.
Their landlord is the Genie of the Lamp
and he has given strict orders that
there is to be no violent behaviour from
those two, or else Chop Chop will be
called to the scene.
I sat down with the nasty siblings to
see how they are going to deal with
their newfound careers. Jammal told me
“I will get that do-gooder Aladdin and
his Princess Pretty will be mine, oh
yes, she will be mine.” It was odd
listening to Jammal because his words
were truly sinister; however, throughout
the entire interview he had a big toothy
grin that I could tell was really
hurting his face. He told me that
Aladdin had better sleep with one eye
open because when he breaks the smiling
curse the Genie placed upon him, he will
be back with vengeance.
Halima whipped her head around to
show her equally toothy wide mouthed
smile. “Those two have not seen the last
of us. Mark my words; when one door
closes another door opens, and who knows
what the next door will be named.”
Halima tried to wipe the smile off her
face but it was as if it was glued in
place.
I left their shop with an uneasy
feeling in my stomach and a very nice
used lamp, which I got for a steal. It
seems those two are not too swift when
it comes to making change.
Are you interested in seeing how true
love will defeat evil? Come and see
Jammal and Halima get what is coming to
them. Clap, cheer, boo and hiss as they
are forced to wipe the evil sneers from
their faces and have permanent grins.
Join the Kanata Theatre cast and crew at
the Ron Maslin playhouse from December
27th to December 29th. Shows begin at
1pm and 3:30pm. Tickets are five dollars
each and you can purchase them at the
Ron Maslin playhouse box office located
on Terry Fox drive on December 20th from
10am-12pm as well as December 27th-29th
12pm-4pm. Check out the Kanata Theatre
website for more details at
www.kanatatheatre.com. |